Friday, December 29, 2006

What I Hate....

Automatic flush toilets that flush while you are still on them.

I'm also a bit afraid of what all the suction power is going to do. One of my biggest fears is that a snake will bite me in the butt one day while on the toilet. (Yes yes I would've made a HORRIBLE pioneer, I know). The pre-emptive auto flush taps into all those fears.

And not only do I feel rushed and paranoid, but also a little, well, unnecessarily cleansed.

I'm all for the european bidet (or even a well timed ABW), but come ON.

Enough said.


1 comment:

Rose Connors said...

I'm with you on the fear of snakes coming out of the sewer. Icky.