Q:What kind of vain person dyes their skin to be beautiful?
A: Crazy people who are afraid of skin cancer.
Today I am trapped - working as a proctor for extra cash - all day. Watching students type, sneeze, agonize, cry, think and chew (pencils).
I'm booooooooooored. And slightly grossed out (does NO ONE use a kleenex? I'm never touching another public mouse again).
It's raining and I stupidly chose to wear sandals.
I've got nothing to do except stare at my orange feet.