Ever had a piece of toast, buttered and jellied, in your hand on a collision course with your mouth - only to screw up at the end and have it fall jelly side down onto the dirty, crumby, nasty kitchen floor/counter/table/sink?
Yup. That's me.
That's my life in a nutshell.
Most reasonable people will tell you that this happens to everyone. it's a trick of physics - the jelly sde is heavier than the the non-jellied, they tell me. It's natural that this would happen.
I know better. I've lived my life long enough to recongize it when I see it:
My Dumb Luck!