Two weeks ago, I got a flyer in the mail telling me I was eligible for a phone upgrade. This surprised me, but I was just thinking how crappy my phone is, so I actually read through it. Seemed like a good idea, so I went to the Verizon Wireless store the next day and bought myself the new LG enV Touch.
So fantastic, I should've known it wouldn't last. A mere 12 hours later, round about 2 am, one bottle of wine and one very strange party bus ride later, I left it in the backseat of a random-hailed-down taxi cab.
I spent last week calling around to every random taxi cab company I could track down that might have light colored cars and a Somali taxi driver with a beard.
One guy literally laughed me right off the phone.
So. This is why I can't have nice things.
I ruin them. :(