"You are an emotional, hot mess."- Emira to Meredith, crying in the airport.
"Spoon like it's your job." - Emira to Meredith after she asks how to fix it.
"Rule No. 1: Don't be weird." - advice from dating show, Tough Love, which is imminently funnier at 1 in the morning....
"Mmm..there's a hot banana in here. Yum!" - Meredith, opening the backpack to find a snack.
"My ass. Is. On. Fire!" - Emira, after another marathon day at the beach.
"Oh, my dear. Do NOT TOUCH the body." - Emira to Meredith, who couldn't help poking her burned flesh.
"Bosque? That's a Bosnian Mosque, right?" Meredith, utilizing her spanish translation skillz. Bosque actually means forest.
"Velocidad. Maxima. Viente!?!"
"I hate your face! [Your face here]" - t-shirt to be made up, post-vacation, each with the other's face on it.
"No Me Gusta Mi Corazon" - theme of the entire vacation.